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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Loki eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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