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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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