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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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