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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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