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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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