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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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