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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pennywise eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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