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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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