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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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