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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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