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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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