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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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