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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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