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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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