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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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