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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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