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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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