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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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