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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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