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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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