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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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