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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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