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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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