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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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