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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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