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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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