Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.