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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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