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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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