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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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