Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.