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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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