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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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