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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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