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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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