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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Misty eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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