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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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