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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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