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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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