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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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