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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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