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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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