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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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