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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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