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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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