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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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