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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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