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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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