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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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