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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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