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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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