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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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