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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bob eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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