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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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