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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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