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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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