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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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